Le Mission Trip

Recently I went on my first ever mission trip. Best day of my life?

A nine hour bus ride was torture, but kind of worth it. I realized that when I saw the smiles on their faces.

The trip was to the orang asli in Pahang.

Dying to get out of the bus, we finally arrived there. When we first got there they were very scared of us, shy, and intimidated by us until we started worshiping and singing praises. 

They may not have sang along, but some of them started to smile.

Then we started to negotiate with them. They looked like they were trying to do that serious face, and failing. Hiding smiles and laughter.

They had so many children there. Adorable children.

Then we gave them medical treatment, some of them were scared because they thought we were going to jab them.

A few were afraid of the camera too.

Spent two hours there, and as we left we saw them opening the gifts we brought to them.

Wearing the clothes we gave them, running around and laughing, their faces brightened.

Seeing that, we were happy. That is an unexplainable joy. 

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Parenting fail. EPIC fail.

Little girls now are so horribly strange.

Two little girls outside my house, on my yard. One five year old and one eight year old. They are talking about boys, fashion, and "music." (Justin Bieber, One Direction, Selena Gomez, etc.)

They have make up on. Make up so thick you touch their face you have white stuff on your hand. Dark red lipstick.

They are wearing heels. High. Really high heels. Four inches I think?

They are taking pictures with an iPad making duckfaces and trying to show their "butt."

Their moms bring them to acupunture to make them get large breasts! What the heck is wrong with them!

Even if it's an adult I would still be disgusted, let alone CHILDREN!

People stop these madness! I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Game Reviews: Minecraft

Lot's of people play Minecraft. What is so fun about it?

Well if your child want's to play, and you don't mind if he uses a lot of time, it's a good game if play it offline.

Minecraft is a very creative video game, it just takes time to build large stuff.

In survival mode, you start off with nothing. Then you slowly collect raw materials like wood and build a home in some mountains. There will be creatures that will attack you - The Skeleton, Enderman, Creeper, etc.

In creative mode, your game begins with you and unlimited supplies. You can fly, and you can build anything you like.

MONSTERS

There are lots of monsters in Minecraft Survival Mode that will attack you, depending on your difficulty.

The Skeleton: White human looking object that shoots arrows at you.

Enderman: Very tall black human looking object that attacks you.

Zombies: They look like human, but green. They attack in hordes of 2-6.

Zombie villagers: Looks like a zombie, with different colored heads.

Creeper: Large green thing with several legs that will follow you and inflict damage on you. When you destroy it, it will explode, leaving a large hole on surroundings.

Game Reviews: Slender

Slender is the scariest game now?

So I was browsing some video games, and I came across this game that is known to be the scariest game: Slender. And I thought, "Hey, why not give it  a shot?"

The game starts off with you, a flash light, and this forest. Slenderman is just a extremely tall man with no face, long arms, and black tentacles on his back. But what makes it scary?

You are walking through a forest. Then you see this tree. You walk toward the tree, and suddenly: Hey what's this? A piece of paper saying "Always watches, no eyes." Wow, that's so creepy. Let's take it. :Game logic:

Then you see this house. Another creepy note. Let's take it. And then you decide to go the other direction, which was one of the most horrible mistakes that can ever be made on the face of the earth in history. BAM! SLENDERMAN! RUN!!!

The only part of this game that is scary is the suspense of the Slenderman, and that he pops out from no where. But it's a good game.

Tips on playing it

When you start playing, it's not really bad.

Then you get the first note. He chases you and follows you.

You get the second note, he chases you faster and follows you closer.

NOTE: When he get's close, the screen starts blurring like a broken television.

NEVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER TURN AROUND. He will always be there.

DO NOT look up to the sky, and DO NOT go near the fence.

In this game, the area you play in is surrounded by a fence. You go near the fence, he gets nearer. You look up to the sky, he gets nearer. 

There is a house, or houses, in the game. There MIGHT be pages inside. But that is the scariest area in the entire game, especially when you turn right. The chair. the chair is the warning that you are close. But close to what? The page, or Slenderman?

The third note or more is most likely at the place with large metal containers. When you get that note, you run. These metal containers are near a house. You're near a house, what if Slenderman is there?

And finally, when you are playing never stop walking. The flashlight might give up on you too...

It's a good game, not recommended for children aged 10 or below in my opinion. Still want to download it? Here is a link, it's free. If you want to see the gameplay before downloading it, here's a video too.

LINK: http://slender.en.softonic.com/
11 drunk guys play Slender part 1 and 2

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXwkfSmYkf4
VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X81lT0BX18k

Tips On Weight Loss

If you're looking for weight loss for children, I will cover it in part 2.
"Oh dear I'm becoming so fat I need to lose weight. I'll do anything besides exercising."

- Scumbag Fat Girls

I used to be real fat. The only way you will lose weight is this: DETERMINATION.

I didn't ever have a chance to exercise. Need to study, work, study, and work again. Also, fat-ness runs in my family. Oh wait, no one runs in my family..

My weight loss wasn't really healthy, but I came through. I just stopped eating too much, but I over did it and almost became aneroxic. By the end of the weight loss I only ate one small spoon of rice per day.

Soon after my eating became normal, I started gaining weight again after a one-year rest from spinal surgery.

This time, the weight loss was even more successful:

Ten tips on how to lose weight fast

1. Chew food thoroughly and slowly. Your saliva will then go through the food more thoroughly, making the food easier and quicker to digest.
2. Avoid eating fatty and oily stuff - like fried meat. 
3. Stay away from sweet foods and drinks. Especially Cola.
4. Exercise more often, or go to the sauna. Sweating helps a lot.
5. Eating less helps a lot too, and it's friendlier to the wallet!
6. When you are hungry, try to suppress as long as possible. Then when food comes, eat very slowly and take your time. Eat until your hunger goes away, then stop. Don't eat until you're really full.
7. If you love drinking milk, keep an eye on your milk intake. Taking one glass a day is good, but too much will cause fats.
8. Have a cheating day. One day per week you get to eat whatever you want and however much you want.
9. If you're a girl and you get thinner after "the week of the month", and only feel fat before it, you're not fat. You're just bloated, it's normal :)
10. Water is very important for diets - 

Everyday, when you wake up, make it a habit to drink at least one glass of water. For lunch and dinner: Before a meal, drink a glass of water. During the meal, drink another one. When the meal is finished, drink a glass of water. 

Take juice in the morning - for breakfast.

Try not to eat anything but these three meals and two tea times per day.

But without determination, all these tips are not useful. The cheating day is optional though.